...don't get yer panties in a twist, lil' lady. We're just roughhousing.
...no, not that kind of roughhousing. Put those handcuffs away!
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...don't get yer panties in a twist, lil' lady. We're just roughhousing.
...no, not that kind of roughhousing. Put those handcuffs away!
"I see you baby
Checkin' that ass
Checkin' that ass
Checkin' that ass"
I think those might be my sharpies, but you can keep them now
looks at my Coke and doesn't find it quite so refreshing.
Some idiot put my sander back in my tool chest.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">lol........Quote:
Originally posted by sculpey, King of Spackle:
Some idiot put my sander back in my tool chest.
But (I'm sure all parents can relate)
Where the hell is my 7/16 socket!?!?!?
For the life of me I can't figure out why wives don't find the coffee table acceptable storage for power tools.
serves your right for getting married, ya twit!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">so you're the one who has been stealing my pens!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!Quote:
Originally posted by The Amazing Beach Man:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by TheUnquietGrave:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Andyman:
*check's ass*
Let's see here...A Coca-cola bottle, a Mag Warrior, a magnifying glass, a cup of coffee, a drill press, DA's guantlet, 3 Sharpie pens, a book of matches, a gerbil, MRE rations and a gold ball.
Sorry...no sander.
Sorry Grave, I don't have my glasses...I read "penis"</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">hmm..it'd be kinda hard for him to steal my penis.
wait a minute..unless...
*runs into living room and checks Adam's pants*
whew. OK. it's still there. although adam is very confused right now.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ooh, is the Sharpie one of the new ones?Quote:
Originally posted by Andyman:
*check's ass*
Let's see here...A Coca-cola bottle, a Mag Warrior, a magnifying glass, a cup of coffee, a drill press, DA's guantlet, 3 Sharpie pens, a book of matches, a gerbil, MRE rations and a golf ball.
Sorry...no sander.
<font color="#cd6600"><font size="1">[ September 13, 2005 03:34 PM: Message edited by: Andyman ]</font></font>
Can I have it?